Siobhan McNally

Busy day writing about…mostly breasts, as it turns out

Polly Hudson’s off on holiday this week so I’ve filled her Thursday page with utter nonsense about breasts and Liz Hurley’s pants. Thing is, I don’t realise how Carry On Camping I am until I sit back and realise I’ve written the word “under crackers” several times. Even more worrying, I still find it funny.